Concept design by Consult Optio. Not a real business.

Mobile massage across Brentwood, Shenfield and west Essex

I bring the table. You don’t go anywhere.

Sports and deep tissue massage in your own home, most evenings until nine and all day Saturday. Table, towels and oils come with me. You need a room with space to walk round a bed.

Book a time this week

I come to you. The price is the price at the door.

Sample times
Treatment
Day
Time

Thursday, 7.15pmDeep tissue, 60 min. £55, paid after.

Book this time

Treatments and prices, no ranges

One price for each, because a range makes people ring to check. The price includes travel anywhere in my area.

See all prices, and the block of five

Rolled white towels on a made bedSample photo

What happens when I arrive

A stranger coming to your house is a bigger decision than the price. So here’s the whole visit, minute by minute.

−10minutes

A text

Ten minutes out, so nobody sits watching the window.

0–10

Setting up

The table takes five minutes and about two metres of floor. I bring everything else, towels included.

10–15

A quick chat

Where it aches, what you do all day, anything a doctor has said. Two minutes, not a form.

15–70

The massage

You stay covered apart from the area I’m working on. I check the pressure, and it’s always fine to say it’s too much.

70–80

Packed and gone

Pay by card or transfer. The next one is booked only if you want it.

Do I come to you?

Written out, so the wrong bookings stop arriving and the right ones stop wondering. Anywhere on this list is the same price, with no travel charge.

BrentwoodShenfieldIngatestoneHuttonChigwellEpping

Try Shenfield, or the start of your postcode, like CM15.

What comes with me

Your own photos go here, taken at real appointments with permission. These are sample photos.

Your Google rating shows here

As Google shows it, with the number of reviews and a link.

Sample slot

“Your real reviews go here, word for word, with a first name and the date.”

Sample slot. Only genuine reviews, shown with permission.

The small print, in three lines

No deposit

Nothing to pay until the appointment is over.

Moving or cancelling

Free up to 24 hours before. Inside 24 hours, half the price, unless you’re ill.

Running late?

Text me. If I’m running late, you’ll get a text from me first.

Book it now. Lie down later.

Fifteen minutes on the phone first, free, if you’d rather ask than book.

Book nowCall