Treatments and prices, no ranges
One price for each, because a range makes people ring to check. The price includes travel anywhere in my area.
What happens when I arrive
A stranger coming to your house is a bigger decision than the price. So here’s the whole visit, minute by minute.
A text
Ten minutes out, so nobody sits watching the window.
Setting up
The table takes five minutes and about two metres of floor. I bring everything else, towels included.
A quick chat
Where it aches, what you do all day, anything a doctor has said. Two minutes, not a form.
The massage
You stay covered apart from the area I’m working on. I check the pressure, and it’s always fine to say it’s too much.
Packed and gone
Pay by card or transfer. The next one is booked only if you want it.
Do I come to you?
Written out, so the wrong bookings stop arriving and the right ones stop wondering. Anywhere on this list is the same price, with no travel charge.
Try Shenfield, or the start of your postcode, like CM15.
What comes with me
Your own photos go here, taken at real appointments with permission. These are sample photos.
Your Google rating shows here
As Google shows it, with the number of reviews and a link.
Sample slot“Your real reviews go here, word for word, with a first name and the date.”
Sample slot. Only genuine reviews, shown with permission.The small print, in three lines
No deposit
Nothing to pay until the appointment is over.
Moving or cancelling
Free up to 24 hours before. Inside 24 hours, half the price, unless you’re ill.
Running late?
Text me. If I’m running late, you’ll get a text from me first.
Book it now. Lie down later.
Fifteen minutes on the phone first, free, if you’d rather ask than book.